Age ain't nothing but a number. -Various- When I was six, I thought that thirty-six qualified as geriatric. When I turned twenty-five I decided that, upon hitting thirty, I would say that I was, in fact, thirty-five because I figured that everyone would gasp and tell me how good I looked. When the time came though (and it only just came, if you care to know), I didn't feel ready to wish five years I hadn't lived away. They say that you're only as old as you feel, which preoccupies me because on certain days it is ten, but on others it is eighty, and so we all have a slightly odd-and-twisted relationship with age. So let's try to write about it, shall we? How old would you like to be right now? Write about it. Read more →